wagonburner

A piece of crap car often full of rust with various parts broken or missing and replaced by such things as blanket, duct tape,, cardboard, etc.

"My muffler just fell off again. Stupid piece of wagonburner crap."

by Macbeth42 May 3, 2005

paddy wagon

An old station wagon, festooned with rust and riding on bald snow tires. Known as a "paddy" wagon because it is driven by an illiterate, chain-smoking Irish-American blowse named "Erin" to pick up her alcoholic boyfriend "Kevin" and his severely retarded, anti-social brother "Seamus" from the bus station.

I scored a blowjob from Erin in her paddywagon, and all it cost me was a pack of Kool 100's...

by habeas corpse January 10, 2004

wagon tongue

A women who can't shut up

Women can you shut that damn wagon tongue up for five minutes

by Brice Lynden Smith September 4, 2016

Steve Watson

Also known as Stephen, can man, scummy, slimy, stinky, flash, and muscle man. Stephen is a can grabbing member of the aluminumaudi, and a slimy meat thief, who leaves a trail of slim and grease every were he goes, the scumbag is from Connecticut, and smell like the south end of a north bound donkey, which is ironic because that's what he looks like, he's just a fat turd really, he creeps on girls even girls under 18, and he is as dumb as a rock, if he had gas for brains he couldn't get a piss ant go kart around a cheerio. sometimes I wonder how many welfare checks he had to save up to get to Georgia, he's a fat want to be country farm boy who thinks he's buff. If you want to see ole muscle man come to north Georgia and you can find him searching for cans in trash cans, or picking up a rotten dear carcause off the side of the road to eat later. You will probably hear him saying "whatever" but watch out if you provoke him he may flick you of trying to look cool. This guy gives The North Georgia hills a bad name.

The smelly man named Steve Watson dug through the trash searching for cans

by Ohwellthem February 23, 2015

Covered Wagon

The act of shitting into a condom and fucking a girl with it until it explodes.

" That bitch wanted me to give her a covered wagon last night out behind the dumpster. "

by Noltron Don April 17, 2009

Wagon Wheel

A rather attractive and enticing looking woman.

"oh my god check the ass on that wagon wheel"

by sanholstpiece April 22, 2009

Covered Wagon

Trying to smuggle anything into/out of somewhere where it should not be or should not go. It is done by positioning a friend in such a way that the view of authority figures is obstructed. Basically, your friend(s) screen anyone who might stop you and ask you what you are doing.

Scenario: Getting a BB Gun across the crazy neighbors lawn to get to your buddies house to shoot squirrels out of his window.

Friend: "Dude she's in the window watching us, she definitely sees us with this bb gun"
You: "Nah, yo covered wagon style, she won't see shit."
Friend: "Yep, ah, werd up."

by Pound One Out Real Quick January 16, 2009