Varsity Fan Club

1. boy "band" group of unknown reject Abercrombie models who lip synch to songs.

2. Gay!

Girl 1: Have you heard of varsity fan club?

Girl 2: Who?

by His Right-Hand Pinky! April 13, 2009

Varj

A sexual ritual involving 3 men. Eat shits on the others chest, one ejaculates onto one mans shit and they all eat it.

Would you like to come over and do some Varjing later?

by that loud guy at football game May 7, 2009

Varun

A tall guy who takes his windbreaker off at inconvenient times, producing loud and disruptive noises.

Sorry I didn’t hear that part of the lecture. There was a Varun in the room.

by SillyDillyWilly December 28, 2018

ard vark malark

A form of the word malarky. Means nonsense or bull

What is this ard vark malark? He obviously is lying!

by D.ann November 23, 2007

Vargek

One whos is greatly over-weight, has terrible skin, and lack kinship of anykind.

Man that kid is such a Vargek.

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

Vardsveen

A person who lays around all day not doing anything, a worthless peice of shit.

Dude you gotta get up, you're turning into a vardsveen.

by Chevy_guy2012 September 20, 2009

pulla varg on em

to stab one repeatedly in the head/back with a sharp object also see varg vikernesburzum

i pulled a varg on that mutha fucka

by kriegaroth May 27, 2005