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Humorous slang for vagina, can also be used for creating amusing vagina related phrases to amuse some and confuse many...
'Man that girl is packing one messy Varj'

'I'm off to visit the Varj Mahal'

'I'm not fussy, honestly webuyanyvarj.com'

late 80's british comedy duo 'Little and Varj'

'This is a man's apartment, there shall be NO Varj Paraperhnalia, OF ANY KIND'
Varj by varj_paraphernalia March 24, 2011
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A sexual ritual involving 3 men. Eat shits on the others chest, one ejaculates onto one mans shit and they all eat it.
Would you like to come over and do some Varjing later?
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The Paul Varjak Effect 

The Paul Varjak Effect refers to the character Paul Varjak from the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961) played by George Peppard, and the way he goes from being absolutely dreadful to being absolutely gorgeous throughout the movie.

this is then used to referring to similar men; going from ugly to not ugly or not likeable to likeable. this term can apply to any men, and men only.

examples can also be: "george is such a paul varjak!" or "fred is paul varjak-ing it!"
"that man was so ugly in the beginning, but now i quite like him. he's working the paul varjak effect"

"oh i see what's going on here! it's the paul varjak effect!"

varjokani 

Shadow rabbit in Finnish. Stupid furry who thinks she is a funny and nice person.
Varjokani is a small bunbun.
varjokani by Varjokani April 19, 2017

Varjostin 

Varjostin, also known as "That autistic man" or "Varjahstin", "Varjojostin" or "Sansjostin" is used to define a person with severe autism. This person is usually mentally fucking insane and cursed beyond redemption. It's also the name given to a loser. What a shame.
CoB Autistic: "Hey, look, it's Varjahstin"
CoB Autistic 2: "time to begin the name creation"
Varjostin: "not again, FOR GOD SAKES"
Varjostin by CoBAutisticVarjo October 29, 2019
Stunning, amazing, gorgeous, pure, wise, precious, fabulous, light-hearted, adorable, who you cannot stand without. Simply the best. A goddess herself.
Varja is the definition of perfection.
Best thing that can happen to you is Varja.
If my life was Varja, i would never want to die.
Varja by V2410 November 20, 2021
The hottest person alive .
Nah just hot af. Varja is just hot asf .
varja by _xxmidnightxx_3 November 21, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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