Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina

It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.

Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.

At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.

by TheDonald June 12, 2009

Vagenerous

The status of a woman who is not stingy with the pussy.

I would've been home by 4:30, but melissa was being vagenerous.

by MeffinJ February 23, 2008

vaginal fungus

This is when a woman gets a rather disgusting fungal growth or infection on her vaginal region.

A man orders a hooker. The Whore enters the room. 1 hour later.....

Man: Oh my god you sick Whore, you've got a vaginal fungus.

Woman: Ohhhh its grown!

by Jack Richardson August 4, 2008

Liver Vagina

When a persons liver is a pussy and they cant handle their alcohol. A Liver Vagina or Lagina means your liver is a bitch.

Jack had 8 beers and passed out. He has a Liver Vagina

by gulliermo November 28, 2013

large mouth vagina

A large sized vag that has the illustration of a bass. Typically caught by a man with a red boat on a lake. There is no suddlety with a large mouth vag.

Her pussy won't close. Dude she might as well be a large mouth vagina caught by a man in a red boat.

by rainmaker#1 January 25, 2014

Vagichode

- (n.) a vagina that is wider than it is long
adapted from the words vagina and chode

Kristen has a vagichode.

by stuykid December 13, 2008

Vagina

The female private part used to reproduce. The vagina is also used to pleasure a woman. And it should be treated with respect.

The female private part is a vagina

by Kliberty22 August 5, 2018