TURD TRANSPLANT 

(TURD TRANSPLANT)
A Turd transplant is where two people decide to take a Shit. Then they freeze the turds and label who's turd is who's. After the turds are good and solid they lube up their own anus and insert the other person's turd into their own ass. Then they hold it until the turd is ready to be evacuated. They attempt to shit the others turd while the other one lays under his ass and masterbates. TURD TRANSPLANT

Captain Clitoris decided to do a turd transplant with his dog.

TURD TRANSPLANT by Pimpshooga April 22, 2017

turd jerker 

Beings which employ fecal matter in order to effectuate a motion in such a manner that it simulates the act of masturbation on their genitailiæ in expectation of bringing to pass orgasm.

you are a turd jerker

turd jerker by F.D.L.K December 29, 2009

Turd wad

When you fart and a fart doesn't come out

Dude I just blew a turd wad

Turd wad by bbq13 March 13, 2008

turd-burgelling 

when some is stealing turds from your facility and storing them in airtight sealed containers under there bed to preserve them for later smelling.

Ayrton we all know your turd-burgelling our turds when we take shits, it's ok if you do we just want you to tell the truth.

turd-burgelling by pooonthetwobitebrowniepoo May 14, 2008

turd hardy 

Any individual who demonstrates an unusual interest for fecal matter in all forms.

Fuck, Jason is sick, that dude is turd hardy!

turd hardy by dave owen January 8, 2004

Turd-gargler 

1. Someone who is extremely annoying and proceeds to annoy by engaging in such activities as saying your name twenty-three times n a row to get your attention.

2. Someone who finds pleasure in gargling a turd.

1. What is you're problem! You have followed me for the past 2 minutes you turd-gargler!

2. Whoa, is Matthew a turd-gargler?

Turd-gargler by not a turd-gargler April 21, 2009

Turd Rodeo 

When your kid poops in the tub while bathing with his/her siblings. You have to get everyone out, wrangle the turd, scrub the tub, re-bathe everyone.

This isn't my first turd rodeo. I got three kids out of the tub, wrangled the turd, scrubbed the tub, re-bathed everyone in under two minutes.

Turd Rodeo by BigJobRob April 24, 2011