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(n) - 1. A burst of flatulence that explodes from the anus mid-defecation, causing a spray of fecal matter to cover the inside of the toilet bowl and also often covering the posterior and genitalia of the person sitting on said toilet with a coating of shit as well.
2. The metaphorical human equivalent of the first definition.
A portmanteaux of the words, trumpet and dump. (v) - trumping or trumped (adv) - trumpily or trumpishly (adj) - trumpish or trumpy. (syn) shart or guff-and-follow-through (british)
2. The metaphorical human equivalent of the first definition.
A portmanteaux of the words, trumpet and dump. (v) - trumping or trumped (adv) - trumpily or trumpishly (adj) - trumpish or trumpy. (syn) shart or guff-and-follow-through (british)
Last night, when I was taking a shit, I trumped so hard that I blew shit all over the toilet, my balls, and all the way up my back.
Trump by Mister WarBeast February 15, 2024
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trump
The act of accusing your enemies, rivals and opponents of doing exactly what you just did. It is simultaneously a form of self-comfort and self-deception. It is also a blame deflection strategy, since you opponents will feel ridiculous if they accuse you of what you just accused them of doing.
Outgoing POTUS: "My opponent just tried to steal the election!"
Incoming POTUS: "Are you trumping me? That was you on January 6th."
Previous POTUS: "The White House is weaponizing the DoJ to try to stop me from becoming President."
White House: "Please stop trumping about that. You already got impeached for doing the exact same thing."
Previous POTUS with 91 felony charges: "These charges are just a witch hunt to try to prevent me from exercising my Constitutional right to run for office and win bigly."
Everyone: "You are just trumping. The Constitution says you are ineligible to hold office ever again after you violated your oath of office and staged an attempted coup after losing an election. The 91 felonies are just the inevitable consequence of your conduct."
Incoming POTUS: "Are you trumping me? That was you on January 6th."
Previous POTUS: "The White House is weaponizing the DoJ to try to stop me from becoming President."
White House: "Please stop trumping about that. You already got impeached for doing the exact same thing."
Previous POTUS with 91 felony charges: "These charges are just a witch hunt to try to prevent me from exercising my Constitutional right to run for office and win bigly."
Everyone: "You are just trumping. The Constitution says you are ineligible to hold office ever again after you violated your oath of office and staged an attempted coup after losing an election. The 91 felonies are just the inevitable consequence of your conduct."
trump by JG El Supremo December 8, 2023
Trump
To be fat, ignorant, stupid, child-like. With small hands, and be obese with a fat belly and ass. To wear poorly fit clothing that’s typically wrinkled and to walk like you are wearing a poopy diaper.