tool off

when many tools gather together to see who is the top tool

did you hear that Brad won the tool off against Jake? he got 30 style points for his Oakleys

by chestercheeto June 13, 2011

toolkit

The entire male gonad package.

I try to keep my toolkit healthy. I always use a rubber when I fuck.

by pentozali August 26, 2013

tool bag

Someone who is more than simply a tool. So much of a tool in fact, that a mechanic's collection of tools does not contain as many tools as would equal the level of tooldom that a "tool bag" contains. Therefore, their tool level is higher than tool and moves up to "tool bag."

Martin is a tool bag

by cruggina October 27, 2013

sonny tool

Tex-Mex Puerto Rican who believes strongly in Sicilianism and The use of Fila and Puma Track Suits. On good days you can hear sonny saying things like "fuggedaboutit" and "you think im funny like a fuckin clown"
He considers himself a "GOOMBA" and his favorite book is "The Goomba's GUide to LIfe" His favorite "hang" is the sons of italy and sonny's pizza in the bronx

fuck you fat shit! you wanna play wit us ok

by Ben mARSHALL April 4, 2005

v-tool

anything that is used to stick in the vagina

i used my green v-tool last night

by mk72118 February 13, 2012

rape tool

N: A penis or other item used to facilitate rape and terrorize women.

John was tried in court because he forced his rape tool inside multiple women.

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015

tool

A tool is many things it can be used to build stuff.
It can be a person who says the wrong shit.
It can be an anonym for cool.
The most common explanation is that it's referred to a poser.
However most of the labelers of this word commonly have a spec in their eye when they label tools. Most people throw the term around so much without realizing that they're an idiot. Conicedently, another defination for tool is someone who doesn't realize they're an idiot. Which means, that most people who use the word tool are tools themselves. Proabably most people (not me) who post on this site about the urban defination of the word tool are coincidently tools.

(Sees a guy wearing a shirt with a message) Hey why the fuck are you wearing that shirt you fucking tool! Poser!(Doesn't realize that the shirt is portraying a completely different message).

by Whopper Head December 23, 2007