I'd a soon not 

old west..1.refuse to answer questions when asked.2.current.a person pleading his/her fifth amendment right.3.Ask no questions tell no lies.

Check it out cowboy motherfucker fucking Jake..Fuck you, I'd a soon not even as met you as answer your question..

I'd a soon not by anonymous April 20, 2018

Spoonga 

When one makes use of a white, Dixie brand polypropylene plastic spoon to stimulate the urethra via a 45-degree angle bend near the center of the handle. The spoon end goes in first, followed by the tail (the handle).

I heard Jerry Spoonga'd himself last night, he's supposed to stay in the hospital for a few weeks.

Spoonga by cum_in_my_asshole September 2, 2019

soonish 

When you want to do something soon, but you're not sure if it'll get done. You'll do it sometime in the near future...hopefully...but maybe not soon.

I will sell my multi-million dollar company soonish to a group of people capable of running it properly.

soonish by MagicalTux December 13, 2016

Spoonerism 

Transposing the letters of two words to form new ones.

Usually done when you are talking faster than your brain can keep up with.

An unfortunate spoonerism:

The gymnasts displayed some cunning stunts.

Spoonerism by Lambchops December 7, 2004

spoonrape 

The act of spooning an unwilling participant i.e., a misguided boy who is spooning a half-passed out girl because he thinks this may magically lead to scoring with her later.

During the party, I laid down on the hotel bed and almost passed out when I suddenly felt the length of a warm body pressed up against my back. Since I was drunk off my ass, all I could do was scootch over and make pre-vomiting retched out noises to scare the spoonraper away, and then call some friends over to guard my back.

spoonrape by krisenthia August 20, 2007

Sooner 

A Sooner is a guy with a premature ejaculation problem.

Hazel was totally frustrated; Bill was a Sooner and finished after only two minutes.

Sooner by Cranberry Bob December 1, 2019

scoon army 

The army that accompanies the beast himself.....EMPEROR SCOON

Mum get the camera the Scoon Army are here! Ermagherd

scoon army by Blake K Forrester August 2, 2014