T-Shirt Communist

A name given to anyone who professes to be a communist whilst wearing or using items manufactured by capitalist industry. It is often typified by wearing T shirts with Che Guevara's face on or posting to YouTube premium using a $3000 mac whilst sipping on a venti machiatto from Starbucks. Other similar behaviours exist.

Ironically, they believe you shouldn't have to starve for your principles and so they once again project the fruits of capitalism (a full plate) whilst claiming to be communist (starving on literally anything).

Guy 1: "Hey, man. Check out Michelle's shirt. It has a sickle and star"
Guy 2: "Wow, that's an odd design for a $500 Dior t-shirt"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's a total T-shirt Communist"

by Souper Rare January 5, 2022

T-Shirt Time

After you pre-game/drink with your tanktop or whatever, you go get a dope t-shirt to wear before you head to the clubs and party. made famous by M.V.P. of jersey shore.

T-SHIRT TIME!! Gotta get a good t-shirt. Promoting a Grenade-Free America!

by Jack Cudderisback October 18, 2010

Shirtfaced

State of being so tired that the act of leaning against a rack of shirts at a store is quite comfortable and nearly induces sleep.

"Oh man, I'm so shirtfaced... I almost passed out in the men's department at Kohl's."

by Casey Arney October 1, 2003

mini skirt

what dumb cunts wear, providing easier acces which allows the dumb cunts to have sex 10 times faster

Bill wears a mini skirt in jail

by g unit April 9, 2004

Skirt Steak

An older ladies Vaginal region

she was older than I was used to so her pussy was more like a skirt steak than a strip steak

by He got steak March 4, 2005

skirth

Short for "scum of the earth"

We walked into a nasty bar and it was filled with skirth.

by Tyler Naval December 31, 2007

Skirtarianism

An agenda loosely similar to Skirtism, but defined with a broader construction. Its approach to Deuteronomy 22:5 focuses on the equality written into it, and that mankind is limited by that equality in any grant of authority to decide what articles of clothing pertain to whom or how to interpret the passage. Its main argument is that no human being deserves to be told what they can or cannot wear any more or less than another, especially on the basis of uncontrollable variables such as birth body sex. Whether it is a question of freedom of choice or lack thereof, the central idea remains one of equality across the board.

A male skirtarian is he who wears skirts with this agenda to stand for his prerogative to have this freedom, and knows that it is easily achievable to remain decent in a skirt.

A female skirtarian is she who makes her contribution to this agenda by wearing skirts and dresses exclusively, shunning pants, shorts, and other such bifurcated clothing until this equality is fully realized.

Bob and Jill started a colony dedicated to a grassroots movement for skirtarianism.

by kimmymarie24 October 23, 2008