[mouth serviced]

Totally screwed or being in a completely fucked up situation with no hopes of improvement.

The tough exam mouth serviced me.

by UnNamed1692 December 8, 2007

com serv

Short for community service. One of the most boring ways to spend your day.

People say doing lot's of com serv will make you feel good inside. Those church boys...

by J. Arnier January 4, 2008

Joke Server

A complex, dedicated computed server designed to use parallel processing to handle large volumes of information related to jokes. Joke analysts can then consolidate raw data from the server to formulate jokes and pranks.

Kyle heard that the joke server had crashed, but wasn't worried because Robert assured him that the backup system would handle the extra capacity until the problem could be solved by the IBM engineers.

by Joke Lord December 24, 2010

[Secret Service Special]

Agreeing to $800 for sex and then offering $30 after sex

The secret service agent agreed to $800 for sex and then tried to give her the Secret Service Special by offering her $30 in the morning

by 00(-7) October 3, 2012

Soft Serve

When a man has an orgasm deep inside a girls ass

Soft serve on my cock

by King Chilie September 28, 2015

Self Serve

Self Serve Sexual Pleasure When Wife/Husband Is Away

Well, The Other Half Is Away, Time For A Self Serve Episode

by The V ONE 2nd To None November 8, 2016

Line Service

People working on the ramp of active airports who wear high visibility vest and carry around bright colored/light up wands which give them the ability to direct aircraft. Most people refer to them as "Line Service" or "Line Ops" or "Line Guys" but really they are the true Air Traffic Controllers.

Pilot- The Line Service at this airport are some of the best in the world, they'll marshal you in, fuel you up, and provide any other services like they're a NASCAR pit crew.

by MaxMemes46 November 17, 2018