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Scritchlauphery

Having a scratchy, but soft beard.
Man his beard has gotten scritchlauphery lately!
by Yeahb May 17, 2016
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Stretched Pajamas

When you get a boner and Diarrhea at the same time, so much so that it fills up your "pajamas".
"Holy crap dude, last night I had Stretched Pajamas"

"Dude that's disgusting!"
by Burzonic July 21, 2016
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scratch

That song is so overplayed, it's scratched.
by SassyPooh1 September 2, 2016
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Skretchy

Any type of pants that are stretchy
Got to put on my skretchy pants before I eat Christmas dinner
by Bryanfan December 19, 2016
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scratching the paint

From the Spanish phrase "Rayar la pintura" which means to damage the relationship, usually but not always by cheating on a partner.
Bill was a philanderer, his friends all knew that he had been scratching the paint off his marriage for years.
Charlene's tantrums caused John to feel that she'd been scratching the paint on their relationship.
by Alsatian_Farmer January 10, 2017
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Scratching Post

Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.
Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.
by Brclifford January 24, 2017
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Stretch

1.) To beat somebody by a long shot in a fight.
2.) Stretch someone out disrespectfully.
3.) To stretch someone else.
4.) To stretch.
1.) I will stretch you in a fight!
2.) I stretch you out.
3.) May I stretch you?
4.) Looking vulgar while stretching, stretching, or stretching to fly.
by Junior's World January 25, 2017
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