Step-co-parent-in-law.
by UserXDXP April 25, 2023
Get the step-co-parent-in-lawmug. My step-second-cousin is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
Get the step-second-cousinmug. A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.
by DCLacoste September 19, 2012
Get the Skirts per stepmug. YOUUU BREAK THE FOOT YOU'RE STANDING ON!!
Do what you want to do what you want to be what you want to be what you want to...
Do what you want to do what you want to be what you want to be what you want to...
Hater:BITCH STOP SINGING STEP ON ME BY THE CARDIGANS
me: Oh, i think you're holding the heart of mine...
Step On Me (song) (also you people look emo using this on tiktok)
me: Oh, i think you're holding the heart of mine...
Step On Me (song) (also you people look emo using this on tiktok)
by ImAHomosexualowo August 22, 2023
Get the Step On Me (song)mug. Die.
A: I have 10 minutes to live.
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
by OfficialWatchOS7 July 31, 2025
Get the step foot on heavenmug. Spouse's step-first-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
step-co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the step-co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-lawmug. step-first-cousin-once-removed.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the step-first-cousin-once-removedmug.