Steven The Gorilla

A black endangered Gorilla who lives in the Baltimore Zoo.

Little girl: Mommy can I touch Steven the gorilla?

Mother: Hell naw, you might get aids or something

Little girl: OK mommy ( walks away)

by Mark7890 June 11, 2006

Stevenism

An illness which can cause a person to be incredibly annoying and vinegar-scented. This often occurs in conjunction with Tourettes Guy Syndrome and can occur as either a long-term illness or a permanent illness. Unfortunately, the only cure currently known is death.

Person A (inflicted): Hey guys, or should I say... sup, dudes.
Person B: Umm... kay?
Person C: *sniff* Hmm...
Person A: Which entrance is better? The first or the second?
Person B: What the hell?
Person C: What smells like vinegar?
Person A: AAAARGH FUCK FUCK WHICH FUCKING ENTRANCE IS ASS DICKING BETTER?
Person B: *murder* There, that's better.
Person C: Ah, he must have contracted Stevenism. Poor fellow.

by Wrath of the Choclate Starfish August 1, 2009

steven!

In any Halo game past Halo 2, a steven is better known as a no-scope headshot. This is the word that you would call out upon achieving this type of kill, the word is derived from the overzealous behavior demonstrated by Steven (a man who lived in a small town in Missouri), an average Halo 2 player at best.

man 1: STEVEN!

man 2: What?

man 1: i just noscoped this mofo in the face

by Jacovich August 24, 2011

Agg student

some-one who attends an agricultural college

wears their dads clothes, maybe even grand-dad's. flat caps, polo(the sport) tops, chord trousers, drives a VW Golf, walks around as if they own the place

by Phillie March 4, 2005

Stevens

A person who defies all sterotypes of our society, while remaining chill.

"You take Trigonemetry, play in the orchestra, and you are white? You are such a Stevens!"

by The Real White Man March 6, 2013

Steven

The man with the largest dick (in length AND girth) you'll ever encounter.

Emily- "Steven has the biggest cock I've ever seen!"
*Shows Picture*
Mary- "WOW! That's a huge dick!!"

by DoYourResearchB4GettingTatted August 4, 2016

Stevenson

This act requires a jar of peanut butter and a willing farm animal. The peanut butter is placed on your naughty bits and then you trick the farm animal into licking it off.

I can't believe you just had stevenson with that cow. At least you are supporting the peanut farmers of America though...

by luvinulongtime1 June 12, 2012