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nowhere man 

1 A man who sits in a nowhere land, makes all his nowhere plans for nobody, does not have a point of view, knows not where he's going to, and just sees what he wants to see.

2. A song by the Beatles.
"Nowhere man, please listen. You don't know what you're missing."
nowhere man by danielb September 21, 2005

pics. now. 

a bastardization of the phrase "please provide photographic evidence posthaste, comrade"
>>i se><0rzed my sister!
>>>pics. now.
pics. now. by Anonymous February 17, 2003

wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations! 

Something you say in a chatroom to piss people off.

real soon now 

A vague measurement of time, typically applied to delivery of a software project. It is used sarcastically, to indicate that the product has missed one or several promised delivery dates, and rather than embarrassing themselves by announcing and missing another deadline, the developer is simply saying it will be ready "real soon now." When someone says a product is due out "real soon now" chances are they really don't expect it any time soon. Also abbreviated as RSN.
First they told us that the product would be done end of first quarter, then they changed it to late second quarter, and since we're well into the fourth quarter, we can expect to see it real soon now.
real soon now by Evac156 February 22, 2005

Nowabouts 

Near or around the present time; just about now.
Hey dude, you wanna grab something to eat nowabouts?
Nowabouts by rhinofinger July 10, 2009
Deriving from the combination of the English slang term for nothing ('nowt') and the word head, as in, I have a pain in my head. Nowt-head is a descriptive term to identify someone without purpose or goal. Usually used as a derogatory term but not exclusively as one can describe one's self as a 'Nowt-head'
'stay away from that lad he's a proper nowt-head'

or
'I can't believe I have missed the bus to that job interview because I was masturbating, what a nowt-head I am'
nowt-head by Dr Norman Bosbonovich February 4, 2013