Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
by QuacksO February 15, 2023
Get the Maine state-capital excusemug. When you tea bag someone and fart up their nose and try and pull your balls out their mouth before they bite them
by Gator Bator June 19, 2025
Get the Maine Blueberry Snipermug. Mercy Main (noun, verb, submissive yet in control, the backbone of your entire team, and you better thank me for it)
Hi, I’m Jade Ann Byrne, and I’m a Mercy Main. That means I’m always behind you, keeping you up, making sure you feel unstoppable— unless you can’t keep up causing I’m going in to the objective hot pistol blazing you all, but don’t get it twisted. I’m in charge here. I’m the temple guardian of the hotspot hardline ; payload and robot
Being a ((b a t t l e )) Mercy Main means I know exactly when to boost, when to heal, and when to leave your reckless ass for dead while blasting that cover fire because I deserve better. It means you think you’re carrying, but deep down, we both know the truth: I’m the one making you look good. POW pow pow
I see everything. I know who’s pulling their weight, who’s feeding, and who’s about to type “heal diff” when they ignored my pings. And guess what? I don’t even play with chat on. Lmao ur crying to the wind. I only got two hands and one is firing my pistol and the other is stroking my pole; I decide who gets saved. So maybe, just maybe, you should show a little appreciation. Slurp them mercy toes.
And if you really want my attention? Try saying ‘Thank you.’ Btw I NEED HEALING
Hi, I’m Jade Ann Byrne, and I’m a Mercy Main. That means I’m always behind you, keeping you up, making sure you feel unstoppable— unless you can’t keep up causing I’m going in to the objective hot pistol blazing you all, but don’t get it twisted. I’m in charge here. I’m the temple guardian of the hotspot hardline ; payload and robot
Being a ((b a t t l e )) Mercy Main means I know exactly when to boost, when to heal, and when to leave your reckless ass for dead while blasting that cover fire because I deserve better. It means you think you’re carrying, but deep down, we both know the truth: I’m the one making you look good. POW pow pow
I see everything. I know who’s pulling their weight, who’s feeding, and who’s about to type “heal diff” when they ignored my pings. And guess what? I don’t even play with chat on. Lmao ur crying to the wind. I only got two hands and one is firing my pistol and the other is stroking my pole; I decide who gets saved. So maybe, just maybe, you should show a little appreciation. Slurp them mercy toes.
And if you really want my attention? Try saying ‘Thank you.’ Btw I NEED HEALING
Mercy Main
1. “Oh, you want me to pocket you? Pocket this. I’m a Battle Mercy Main, not your personal healbot. Try and catch up with me. ”
2. “I rezzed Juno instead of the tank. Why? Because I’m a Mercy Main, and I play favorites. Mercys’ always Raises Junos’”
3. “You think you’re carrying? Sweetie, I damage-boosted every kill you got. Know your place. Signed, a Mercy Main.”
1. “Oh, you want me to pocket you? Pocket this. I’m a Battle Mercy Main, not your personal healbot. Try and catch up with me. ”
2. “I rezzed Juno instead of the tank. Why? Because I’m a Mercy Main, and I play favorites. Mercys’ always Raises Junos’”
3. “You think you’re carrying? Sweetie, I damage-boosted every kill you got. Know your place. Signed, a Mercy Main.”
by Jade Ann Byrne February 5, 2025
Get the Mercy Mainmug. This person is someone who plays ash in r6.This person is normal hispanic with curly hair and plays baseball.He does not help the team in any way.He also roams with doc.
by Giddy skibs December 19, 2024
Get the Dirty ash mainmug. A person with a refined taste in women and someone who possesses extreme skill and talent, they often tend to choose the battle academia kata skin or battle queen kata skin cuz they the best, and they tend to stay calm during games. Without relying on their jg, they usually struggle in mid lane because almost everyone in the game counters them but they still manage to play well and end up receiving no credit even though they get dragged down by their team.
by KATAxRIVENxORIxLUX December 9, 2020
Get the kata mainmug. Clearly me real life just feels like a show and I’m the main character and there has been proof like ppl arguing over who’s role someone is (which is background) sentence below 👇
Sentence 1
Josiah: she’s a background character
Jayden: no she’s a side character
Josiah: no she’s a background character
(Obviously background for me)
Sentence 2
Malachi: I’m the main character
Me: no I am
Kenheil: that’s cap
Javien: ur that one character who only appears in 2 episodes and doesn’t appear for the rest of the season
Javien: Excactly
Me: ur just mad because ur just side characters
Josiah: she’s a background character
Jayden: no she’s a side character
Josiah: no she’s a background character
(Obviously background for me)
Sentence 2
Malachi: I’m the main character
Me: no I am
Kenheil: that’s cap
Javien: ur that one character who only appears in 2 episodes and doesn’t appear for the rest of the season
Javien: Excactly
Me: ur just mad because ur just side characters
by JDMF January 12, 2024
Get the Main charactermug. by main op drew February 18, 2014
Get the main op drewmug.