land shark

A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...

This fucking dog is like a landshark.
Stop landsharking me you little bastard.

by jeff March 17, 2005

laced

A feeling of being screwed over or defeated BADLY by someone, something, or some situation. To explain the degree of laceage, simply add on extra letters to the word (i.e. laceddd, lacccccced, laaaaacccccccccccceedd)

Nirav got laced when Sahil finished the last home-made chocolate chip cookie that was peacefully sitting on the kitchen counter.

NYU will lace GW in any competition.

by Sahil Kothari October 6, 2006

land squid

A used condom or used condoms tossed on the floor out of sheer laziness due to the toilet or even the nearest trashcan being too far away.

Tyler's room was strewn with land squid after his sex marathon with Marla.

by Sex Defender January 25, 2010

Land Down Under

1. Australia

2. Crotch or Genitalia

1. I come from a land down under.

2. Can I touch your land down under?

by FuckingFuckFuck August 19, 2017

hunchback of notre fat-land

one who is generally over weight and has a giant FUPA...creating a hunch.

Wow...that girl is such a hunchback of notre fat-land. She has an ass in the front AND the back. Somebody just push her over.

by Sarah Claycamp September 21, 2005

no mans land

The point in which you are about to enter the stage of drunkness. After buzzed, but before drunk. This feeling only lasts a few minutes.

Dude last night I got mad blinketed, but before that I was in no mans land!

by Ddelz01 October 14, 2008

land grab

v. The amount of skin a drunk woman will allow a man to grope before she feels he has "gone too far".

I made out with Sheila at the bar, and it turned into a land grab, but she stopped me before I could get in her pants.

by allison March 23, 2004