Knob Cheese

1. The "release" from a mans Penis.
2. Someone thats not very bright or a complete tool.
3. People who devote there life to "myspace"

dude 1: do you like my clothes?

dude 2: Ha no you look like a fucking knob cheese!

by Josh Skinner December 4, 2007

Knobcheese

The world's premier porno-punk-thrash-love-ballad band. Formed in 1985 and disbanded again shortly afterwards. Wrote the award winning Album A Pile of Shit.

Can also refer to the fragrant twangy under-foreskin cheese-like delicious on a cracker spread.

Christ I enjoyed that bit of Knobcheese. I only wish it were louder.

by [e-mail] May 28, 2004

Knob

A slut. Everyone uses the knob on a door, just like everyone uses a slut; thus, sluts=knobs

That knob's pussy was so loose i couldnt get my dick up.

by your-just-jealous August 7, 2008

Knobby

A great guy, hes a perfect boyfriend, he is amazing for advise. If you are every lost look for Knobby. He knows everything

Person 1: "im so upset what can i do?"
Person 2: "go to Knobby he always has something good to say"

by Keels_101_ November 17, 2014

Door knobbing

shoving a door knob into your vagina or anus and twisting it for pleasure

Hey man. when you don't have a penis, use a door knob! door knobbing is great fun!

by THeTunaFish September 6, 2009

knob slob

person who gives messy head (knob=head of penis; slob=messy, untidy).

See also knob slobber.

Erotic magazine advertisement, ca. 2004: "You can go from knob slob to blow job champ (by buying this book) . . . "

by al-in-chgo June 16, 2011

knobikus

a person who steals other peoples words and uses them wrongly

ross and mark cairns are massive knobikus`

by aimee April 11, 2005