Dumb blonde joke

Stereotypical jokes made by jealous brunettes because guys just like blondes better !! ....And yes I Am a blonde, (and whoever made definition #1 you rock!! )

Example of dumb blonde joke:

Jealous brunette: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb

Sexy blonde: the same as the amount of guys who would rather fuck a brunette over a blonde ....So one!

OHHHHHH BURRRRRNNNN

by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014

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jokeman

a clown type of person 🤡🤡🤡

"Oi shut up you jokeman still"
"Wys jokeman looking clapped still"

by JokeManDeez May 3, 2022

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99% Joke

A surprisingly common scenario in which you present your friend with a proposal that if turned down remains a joke but if in the 1% chance it is accepted, is no longer a joke and you are serious about it.

Chadbrochill-Yo bro, go ahead and leave and get me some mcdonalds
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.

by ChadBroChill21 February 21, 2009

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Fish Joke

A joke that is not at all funny and usually contains a reference to inside jokes shared only among his/her family or references to biblical figures.

(Playing baseball)

Batter: Toss me a seed (pitch to hit)

Pitcher: Yeah, if he throws you a seed, a bird will fly across the plate and Drew will hit the bird with the bat HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.

Catcher: That was a complete Fish joke.

by Bary Bonds May 25, 2009

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Mom jokes

something really mild and possibly a pun, about the kids or the husband or cooking dinner every night. the most vanilla, suburban joke known to man

"i was making paul a sandwich yesterday, and its halloween soon, so i used a spooky cookie cutter to make it cute!! now it's a sandWITCH!"
"ugh, im sick of your mom jokes"

by anonymous July 3, 2017

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