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I kill myself

An expression/idiom for when one is overly amused with ones own humor.
Zeus: "Hades, you should take it easy or you'll work yourself to death. Hahaha, get it? To death! Haha, I kill myself."

Comedian: "Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. Haha, I kill myself sometimes."
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i could kill for a

i would kill somebody or something for this item because i’m so desperate
i could kill for a milkshake right not
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Road Kill Skunk

A Specific Type of Marijuana defined by its over powering smell, similar to that of a skunk hit by a car. Also known as RKS or R.K.S.
This is the best road kill skunk i've ever smoked
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Ice Nine Kills

One of the most amazing bands in the underground scene
as of yet, mostly undiscovered, but gaining their own cult following
responsible for some very awesome songs like
"The Greatest Story Ever Told" and "Last Words"
a band that will definitely go big
Woah, "The Greatest Story Ever Told" by Ice Nine Kills just blew my mind
by migueltherocker June 28, 2008
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Murder Death Kill

Murder Death Kill was a term coined in the 1993 action film Demolition Man. The term was used to describe a homicide. The film was set in an age where homicide was a very unusual thing, which is presumably why the term iterates the fact repeatedly.
Taken from the Demolition Man film:

"We can just wait for another code to go red. And when Phoenix performs another Murder Death Kill, we'll know exactly where to pounce."
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kill john lenon

A simple little phrase to see if someone’s a Russian spy or not
“Kill John lenon
“*looks up*”
“Ah ha, a Russian spy.”
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Jack and kill, florida

Alternate name for jacksonville, fl. Known for extremely high crime and murder rates.
Dude, another person got shot on the north side. Just another day in good old jack and kill, florida.
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