Internetship

n. A relationship, in which the parties met on the Internet via Instant Message, Chatroom, or any other gathering of people, not associated with Date Finder Sites

I'm in an Internetship with my friend from Louisana... 400 miles doesn't matter right?

by Valerie (Runt) April 4, 2006

internet disfunction

When you can think of a ton of websites you want to check out ... when you are NOT online. Then, when you get online, you can't think of a single one.

"I'm staring at my homepage because I have internet disfunction."

by Redheadwriter March 28, 2007

interfacial marriage

A marital union including two people of unequal yoking in the looks department.

Interfacial marriage is on the rise with new unions such as that between Donald and Melania Trump.
The Supreme Court just declared interfacial marriage unfortunate, though legal.

by Cassie & Joanna May 11, 2007

internet diva

Internet Diva (noun) A woman of ill repute that claims to look like beyonce or other period correct celebrity whose actual proportions mirror those of a whale.

An internet diva's only true talent is duping lonely boys on the internet into e-relationships.

Yo man, that PinkPowerRanger skank thinks she's all that, she's a true Internet Diva

by Taleb October 1, 2007

inter-whore

A person who is obsessed with internet dating and dating websites. Can be both male or female, and they always have multiple profiles scattered throughout cyberspace.

Joe: "You going out with us tonight later?"
Jon: "Nope, I got a date with some chick."
Joe: "Internet?"
Jon: "Yup, this one says she lives in a trailer park, has 13 tattoos, 3 kids, and a lazy eye... this one should be easy."
Joe: "You inter-whore!"

by JHop March 10, 2008

intertard

An internet retard. Someone that fails, typically in an epic fashion, at the internet. Also, a replacement term for noob , to identify someone as stupid, lame, or that does not know what they are talking about.

Yo, intertard, gtfo.
* intertard has been kicked from #leet

by Alphasee April 30, 2008

interdigitation

A fancy way of saying holding hands.

Do you believe in pre-marital interdigitation?

by crazeeak May 29, 2008