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If you can't duck it, then fuck it.

When something just can't ducktape it... then its fucked
If you can't duck it, then fuck it. It's broke.
by Michael-Dale June 28, 2006
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if it ain't broke don't fix it

do not try to repair it if it is not needed
As far as phones go, if it ain't broke don't fix it.
by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2010
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If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito

A children’s book written and illustrated by Brewstew Films about giving a rat a Frito and a whole bunch of shit and losing your wife and house
If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito
by Ziblicksom32 July 27, 2023
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an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

when you look up cat on urban dictionary,

you get an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it
Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2: WHAT?!??!
Person1:that's the urban definition of cat
by notPighy October 1, 2021
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Traditionally, used to denote the beginning of (American) baseball season practice anxiously awaited by enthusiasts each springtime: If there was grass growing, then the season had progressed enou gh past winter to start the new season: "play ball!" More recently, it has become a slang inferring statutory laws regarding underage females did not, in practice, realistically apply and that instead, the presence of pubic hair (grass) indicated sufficient maturation to begin sexual activity (play ball).
"I know your sister's only twelve, but I go by baseball, not age, "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"
by Azi0056 February 17, 2019
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if i were a deep sea fish

1. Title of a strange childish drawing Kail Paradox drew and is now it the rehersal studio for Stuck On Planet Earth

2. gaia user

3. Something to think about.
If I were a deep sea fish, I'd be part chiasmodon.
by Kail the deep sea fish January 29, 2009
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If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock

If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock

The complete opposite of if you can't beat them, join them
It means if you can't be the best then you may as well be nothing at all.
person 1: I gave into peer pressure last night and tried crystal math
person 2: If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
person 1: oh.
by Mikeylovescake June 2, 2013
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