Gooner

An individual who does "goonish" things or act extremely ignorant. Also used to greet a fellow "goon"

"goooooooooneeeeer"

Why you acting all gooner on me?

lol how gooneris Ron Artest?

by DevinWillson May 14, 2009

he's gone south

A phrase to define someone with downs syndrome, or "has gone south"

Paul : eeaarr lad look at that same head over there

Mike: Anno yeah he's gone south !

by dreadiroth August 27, 2009

Goober

A goober is not generally a funny person. It (can not be referred to by sex as they are asexual) love video game t-shirts and typically can not hold a normal conversation with a NON-goober. They also think Linux is the only operating system worth using and love telling you that in way too many words. Usually engineer/physics/computer science (or in goober speak comp sci)/math major - for college level goobers. For "professional" goobers they like to carry pocket protectors and go to comic book conventions.

Note: Usually do not shower more than once a week due to extensive playing of WoW maps on Starcraft 2.

Look at that f*ckin goober! Bet he masturbates to WoW while coding in Linux

by look at that f*ckin goober.com August 30, 2010

goober

Any recipient of government (goobermint) money, either through 'employment' (goobermint workers) or welfare (goobermint benefits recipients). Goobers make their livings with a gun to our heads. They like to intermingle with peaceful people whom they victimize (freepers), but they are not their friends.

Goobers are all around us, no wonder we're going down!

by ima freeper September 19, 2011

Gooned

The act of making a joke or witty remark about someone while in their presence. Usually it is uncalled for which can be termed as a "drive by gooning"

example.(Conversation with a friend with a headache)

Since you have a headache i will stop making jokes and let you be.

So is it a sick to your stomach type, or just want quiet type. (I am asking how bad the headache is)

Now the response.

"Just the quiet type, wait did you mean my headache or your humour?"

There, that was me being "gooned" arghhh.

by Freezzer June 14, 2010

Goober

Its a word that Ron created. Made, and uses.

It's also a word that is trying to be stolen by, Seana H. But its not aloud.

goober is Ron's word, stop stealing it!

by Ron May 29, 2004

goober

Goober:noun

A straight up pimp who does nothing but mac on "hott babes" all day. This playa hits the clubs and bangs the babes, hes what Wilson was talking about

man, that Mike Jones is a real Goober

by shawntheCanadianfromCanada September 4, 2005