2 definitions by dreadiroth

The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.
P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.
by dreadiroth October 6, 2010
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A phrase to define someone with downs syndrome, or "has gone south"
Paul : eeaarr lad look at that same head over there

Mike: Anno yeah he's gone south !
by dreadiroth August 27, 2009
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