Fappster

One who faps nonstop

dayum chance is such a fappster who needs to stop looking at pron

by takco November 16, 2007

Fapadapt

Fapadapt is the act of starting to mastrubate to a new kind of thing. It could be anything from teletubbies to hentai. When you start mastrubating to a thing, you have fapadapted it. Fapadapt originates from the words fap and adopt.

Person 1: I've fapadapted hentai!

Person 2: Dude that's freckin' weird!

Person 1: Not as weird as your face!

by Naughty thoughty March 30, 2011

fapasaur

A cute way of naming someone who faps.

What a fapasaur!

by AmePang October 13, 2011

Fapmunition

To give one's friend fapping material.

Subject: Hi friend. Do you have anything i can fap to?

Friend: Here is all the Fapmunition i have.

by Who Said That December 10, 2011

fapalitis

When you fap too much , and it turns into a disease.

Fapalitis - I fapped so much my hands are hairier than Chewbacca's.

by TheRealShit.T.O June 20, 2011

Fapricate

(verb) The act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. Often occurring on a toilet, one must be "jacking-off" while pooping to truly be farpicating.

See similar: Blumpkin

Guy 1: The other day i was so horny at the office that I had to go in the bathroom and fapricate.

Guy 2: Gross.

by TheFecalImpaler June 29, 2011

Fapaint

Faint while painting or fap while painting.

Painter: (lying on the floor with white paint spilled all over)

Daughter: (Opens the door) AAh!!!! DAD this painter fapainted!!

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Painter : (Fapping and painting the wall at the same time)

Daughter : WTF is he doing daddy????

Dad : That's an art!!! it is called as fapainting.... :)

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by 7208118281 January 4, 2012