Keyes Disease

The so called disease people get when they live in Key West, Florida. Symptoms include being a lazy drunk with who doesn't want to work and only wants to wake up and go to the bar.

He really had has shit together before he moved to Key West and got the Keyes Disease. Now he gets drunk twice a day and is two months behind on his rent.

by Diamond Davey February 5, 2010

diselderly

disabled and elderly community together

the diselderly are often forgotten about.

by spartan1student December 13, 2010

Diseaseism

The practice of attempting to obtain empathy and attention from others by telling the world of one's disease(s) (real or not).

Bystander: Could I cut you in line, I'm in a rush?
Diseaseism Sufferer: Did you know I have cancer?
Bystander: Sir?.?.?.

Diseaseism Sufferer: Do NOT assume my gender. I have stage 47 male breast caner and have a week to live.
Bystander: I apologize--I just... I need to give you empathy.
Diseaseism Sufferer: (eyes beginning to tear up) Th-thank you...
(All embrace)

by sxxxcxxxpxxx October 9, 2017

Time Disease

A disease in which an individual exists in all of time and has experienced everything possible that they could experience, so the life that the individual lives is the best possible life they could live.

I would have gone to the party last night, but my Time Disease caused me to stay in.

by Positive Feedback January 31, 2010

markinsons disease

Markinsons disease is a disorder of the brain that leads to shaking/tremors while trying to record your friends killing it on a skateboard.

Ace: Damn Mitch that's the last time we're taking you filming!
Mitch: WTF, Why, What did I do?
Ace: You can't keep the camera steady to save your life.
Mitch: My bad dude, I was just diagnosed with Markinsons disease :(

by PaidinFull July 22, 2011

Impatience Disease

When you're not patient enough.

Impatience disease is when you are signing up for something and you don't wait long enough for your sign up to be completely verified

by djzdc October 10, 2011

onomatelopasaurouseperino disease

onomatelopasaurouseperino disease is a severe condition, in which the fallopian tube--most commonly used in star bucks--turns green and rots away. The rot of the green fallopian tube causes fatigue, irritability, heart palpitations, and Draymond Green to snapchat a photo of his dick. Symptoms include: runny nose, dry scrotum, an erection lasting more than four hours, and child labor.

Patient: "Hey doctor, I believe that I may have onomatelopasaurouseperino disease."
Doctor: "Oh shit! Guys, get on snapchat quick!" Everyone, but the patient, gets on snapchat hurriedly, "Damn, that shit's big!"
Patient: *Dies a horrible painful dreadful uneventful handful death*

by Prof. Meatloaf March 10, 2017