When a man has lesbian sex with a women, made possible by the fact that the man is wearing a skirt, and that it is so cold out that his manhood has shrunken up inside of him, effectively making him a women.
by S.E.X. Ed November 15, 2011
Get the Scottish Christmas mug.Originally a celebration of the sun for the vikings in Europe. When christianity showed its ugly face in Europe, the Vikings where converted, and to compensate for the loss of their day of celebration, they claimed Jesus was born on this day. In Denmark, a certain type of porridge is still a very common thing to eat as one of the things for dinner at the 24th. Also, in (northern europe at least) Europe, gifts are unwrapped in the evening of the 24th of December, usually somewhat after dinner.
by eviscerator March 29, 2004
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The best fucking movie EVER. Based off a poem by God himself, Tim Burton. Ruined by the Nightmare Revisited CD and all the crappy wanna-be emo-goths who have never seen the movie and only like it because it's "dark."
To those of us who have been watching our entire lives (when it was still on VHS) and love it for it's amazing singing, animation and everything else, THANK YOU.
(I admit, I own NBC merchandise)
To those of us who have been watching our entire lives (when it was still on VHS) and love it for it's amazing singing, animation and everything else, THANK YOU.
(I admit, I own NBC merchandise)
Wanna-be: OMG I've NEVER seen NBC but I luhz it ne way!!!11one!!!
Me: Shut up before I beat you over the head with my Nightmare Before Christmas VHS.
Me: Shut up before I beat you over the head with my Nightmare Before Christmas VHS.
by tooLazytoThink July 24, 2010
Get the Nightmare Before Christmas mug.For all the nazi christians to waste money and my time. It has no real meaning except to compete with the jews. By the way if ya don't know jesus was a jew so the son of god is jewish just pointing that out. All u chritsians should stop woreshiping a Jew and start woreshiping me.
by Fucku i am a super Jew December 22, 2008
Get the christmas mug.A quote from the Youtube series 'The Missadventures of MarVex' by Spoony-Chan and Arxaith.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.
Marluxia(Spoony): You have a christmas tree penis!
Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!
Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!
Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!
Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!
by Lumaria December 1, 2009
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Get the Christmas Adam mug.A shit day when I have to spend my hard earned cash on my ungrateful little kids. A day that many people around the world hate, especially in the times where we are all skint because immigrants steal all our jobs and we get made redundant.
Daddy, please can I get a new game for Christmas?
NO! I am not spending any money on you and I'm not prepared to spend ages wrapping a present with stupid wrapping paper only to have you unwrap it on Christmas Day, you can do one! Sorry but thanks to that damn Polish twat starting at work, my hours have been cut!
NO! I am not spending any money on you and I'm not prepared to spend ages wrapping a present with stupid wrapping paper only to have you unwrap it on Christmas Day, you can do one! Sorry but thanks to that damn Polish twat starting at work, my hours have been cut!
by IKnowTheLingo October 21, 2014
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