chinese glasses

When you have to squint to read something.

"I forgot my glasses at home and can't read this menu. Oh, it's ok I have my Chinese glasses with me! "

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by Dick L. December 14, 2013

Chinese Candy

Pulling your extra sack skin and pinching it with your index finger and thumb and letting the excess hang over.

Mitchell:"Hungry for some Chinese candy?"
Dominic: "That's gross dude!"

by Garrettmftw February 6, 2014

chinese applesauce

Shitty noodles

Wow those noodles are like Chinese applesauce

by mudkip124 February 10, 2014

chinese stop light

when the driver of the car stops at a red light and everyone at the red light has to get out and run around the car before the light turns green.

we caravaned to Mexico while playing Chinese stop light at every light.

by Hahshsnhs February 7, 2017

chinese bubble bath

The act of 3 Chinese girls puking into a bathtub, where an american male bathes in it with the 3 Chinese women.

"Holy shit, this party had everything. My friend even had a Chinese bubble bath!"

by EmperorWalrus February 16, 2017

Chinese scam

The Chinese scam is a really convincing scam sent by email, only its written in Chinese and you can't read it.

My inbox is full of Chinese scams.

by Dysklyver November 27, 2017

Chinesse

To skillfully haggle or in other ways score free or very cheap merchandise

My mom just chinessed a Chanel purse - it was 4,000 bucks but she got it for $1,800.
I just chinessed an entire bag of free samples.

by Felicia Bai May 4, 2018