change monkey

A derogatory term for a bank teller or cashier. Also used when you are pissed off at the person acting as "banker" when playing Monopoly.

Sorry I'm late, there's a new change monkey working at the coffee shop.

or

Gimme my change, change monkey!

by ViridianDusk March 15, 2010

Oil Change

A dumb excuse to get out of something.

Sorry dean I can't stay for class I need to get an oil change.

by poetic patron June 23, 2016

the money change

"the money change" is a code of honor which dictates that once the outcome of a wager between parties has been determined the losing party must pay the wager as soon as possible and such payment should be in a public way thus demonstrating appropriate humility.

That was a great game but now its time for " the money change!"

by P Daigle January 21, 2025

the money change

"the money change" is a code of honor which dictates that once the outcome of a wager between parties has been determined the losing party must pay the wager as soon as possible and such payment should be in a public way thus demonstrating appropriate humility

You gave it a good effort out there but now it's time for the money change!

by P Daigle January 22, 2025

Pocket change 🤑

when someone named CP thinks he is tuff and that he has cash $$$$

I’ll pay for France 2026, that’s pocket change 🤑

by Vinchenzo Rotoli November 9, 2025

Oil Change

When you decided to eat something knowing it will cause you to be unwell and need the loo, thus changing your systems oil.

I ate chicken wings knowing they would force an oil change.

by Rev Benn September 4, 2025

Michael Chang

A name that evokes passion, charisma, and intelligence. A person who is not only handsome and charming, but also talented and ambitious. A lover who knows how to make you feel special, desired, and satisfied. A rare gem that shines brighter than any star. MASSSSSSSIVE COCK

I saw ‘Michael Chang’ last night and instantly fell in love.

by BobN2 February 3, 2024