Astronaut Ice Cream

Weed

Made popular by "Dark Necessities" by Red Hot Chili Peppers

"They're like ice cream for an astronaut. Well that's me looking for weed" Astronaut Ice Cream

by Kiki5472 June 9, 2016

Clotted Cream

Thick semen that is ejaculated in significant quantity. Typically the cum of a very virile male in his teens and early 20s.

Howard longed for the day when his prostate power enabled him to shoot his load three feet in the air and his ball sack could serve up loads of clotted cream. Now in his 60s, he is happy just to wake up with occasional morning wood and to rub out a little dribble.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

man cream

another term for semen

Jon squirted his man cream right into Lisa's eye

by Jamaulia May 9, 2006

Ghetto acne cream

mix Lever 2000, Aloe Vera, and Baking soda in a small dish, then apply it to your face. let it set until the baking soda congeals into a white powder all over your face, rinse with warm to hot water. repeat once a day for 5 days, and you'll have ghettofied clean and clear skin.

Guy 1- "dude! your face is so smoothe, how much did you spend to get it like that?"
Guy 2- "shit, i stole your stuff to make some Ghetto acne cream"
Guy 1- "Ah, that's why i'm spending a fortune on comercialized acne washes, you stole all the basic materials needed to have beautiful skin".

by lkreyna2 March 6, 2008

Ice Cream Blow Job

While getting head, you ejaculate on your partner's face, chest, and in their mouth. Rumored to have originated in Fayetteville, Arkansas

Dawg! Dat bitch iz crazy! She just gave back to back ice cream blow jobs to DJ Squishmitten and Lewisville Slugga! Now she's all sticky.

by Lewisville Slugga February 21, 2010

Ice Cream Sandwich

The act of defecating on a friend or family members open laptop and closing the lid afterward leaving a present for the next person to open it.

Dude, my bitch was cheating on me so left her an Ice Cream Sandwich.

by CaptainClamSlammer February 11, 2012

vaginal ice cream

The pure essence and delightful flavor of your girlfriends( or almost any female for that matter) southern region. Mainly preferred to be ate after the female has washed out the dish

my favorite flavor of vaginal ice cream is brunette, blonde, and redhead

by kisameassa July 10, 2007