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What are you waiting for, Christmas?

Question asked of someone that's taking their sweet time doing something. Like people that sit at green lights forever, as though they're waiting for something to say it's okay for them to go.
Man, the light turned green 10 seconds ago and this guys still sitting there. Come on, go! What are you waiting for, Christmas?
by anonymous November 25, 2004
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Half Christmas

A tradition that celebrates the half-way point to Christmas, usually celebrated with fighting cleaning ladies and drinking a keg full of egg nog.
We need some wrapping paper, popcorn and string so we can celebrate half christmas the right way.
by Mr. Ballstein June 7, 2011
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Worse than christmas

When something is really just plain bad.
"He just got hit by a milktruck!"
"Thats even worse than christmas
by Ray Ng June 20, 2008
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Judeo-Christmas

When diaspora Jews celebrate Christmas by omitting all references to baby Jesus, etc., leaving only the fun pagan stuff: trees, presents, songs, TV specials, egg nog, etc....
Q: "Hey Seth, why does your family have a Christmas tree? You're so assimilated!"

A: "Back off, Ari. It's Judeo-Christmas. We had Chanukah too. Don't be all super-Jew with me."
by piratehead December 25, 2006
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porn christmas

The act of downloading large porn videos at night so when you wake up the next morning you get a bunch of new porn, kinda like opening presents on Christmas Day.
"So you get lucky last night"
"No, I got rejected by every chick at the bar last night so I went home and downloaded some porn and passed out. When I woke up this morning I had a bountiful Porn Christmas with a gigobyte of new porn to unwrap!"
by Schweetz June 19, 2008
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Post Christmas Depression (PCD)

Usually occurring on or after December 26th, when all of the Christmas festivities come to an end and you have nothing to look forward to except for a long, cold, boring ass winter.
Tom suffers from Post Christmas Depression (PCD) every year right from the time when he opens his last present on Christmas Morning up until Black Friday of the next year.
by Taylor the Terrible December 24, 2008
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White Christmas

by N/A January 2, 2004
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