hey mother fucker! So today is the day that fucking holy guy was born, right?
Jay: My girlfriend says that christmas is a crock'a shit cos' nowhere in the bible does it say that the big man was born on December 25th... It's also a time to be drunk and merry!
Toekzy; yeah... thats cool i guess... alright kids, i'm gonna let you in on a little secret..READY?
Jay: i'm a herion addict, i'll probly be your next president... WAAOOOWW!!
Jay: My girlfriend says that christmas is a crock'a shit cos' nowhere in the bible does it say that the big man was born on December 25th... It's also a time to be drunk and merry!
Toekzy; yeah... thats cool i guess... alright kids, i'm gonna let you in on a little secret..READY?
Jay: i'm a herion addict, i'll probly be your next president... WAAOOOWW!!
by Jay Molotov & Toekzy McVeigh December 25, 2004
Get the Christmas TimeZmug. A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.
"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."
by rzerobzero April 28, 2012
Get the Mexican Christmas Presentmug. A Controversy that arises now and then around Christmas over the displaying of christmas trees in public, government or locations where the public typically gathers (such as Banks, Grocery stores, etc) and is usually the result of someone having a problem with religious ideals and objects being on public display.
Typically considered political correctness run amuck given the absurdity of the dispute, especially considering that the Christmas tree is a relatively recent edition to the celebration of Christmas with origins in pagan religion and was almost instantly seized upon for its commercial applications by shops and business.
Typically considered political correctness run amuck given the absurdity of the dispute, especially considering that the Christmas tree is a relatively recent edition to the celebration of Christmas with origins in pagan religion and was almost instantly seized upon for its commercial applications by shops and business.
News reporter: a Christmas tree controversy today as Chase bank has told a branch of theirs that they can not put a Christmas tree on display and that it must be taken down after they received complaints from customers. Other customers have threatened to pull their money out of the bank if the tree is removed.
by Jacob Mei December 7, 2010
Get the Christmas Tree controversymug. A Woman will go all of the month of December without masturbating and then on December 25th when you first wake up in the morning you go ham on your clit before opening your presents.
by Fireninja188 November 9, 2018
Get the Crush Clit Christmasmug. by Loxnezzz August 16, 2022
Get the Merry Christmas Kylemug. a group of genshin fans.
they have their favourite character with a christmas hat as their profile picture. the genshin christmas family follow people with similar profile pictures. and follow back people with similar profile pictures.
they have their favourite character with a christmas hat as their profile picture. the genshin christmas family follow people with similar profile pictures. and follow back people with similar profile pictures.
Me: *has a raiden shogun with a christmas hat as my profile picture*
Genshin Christmas family: *follows me*
Me: *follows them back*
Genshin Christmas family: *follows me*
Me: *follows them back*
by im just getting the milk November 22, 2022
Get the genshin christmas familymug. Christmas and New Year's Eve are two of the largest items on anyone's social itinerary in a year. Usually they involve much family contact, drinking and general merriment. When combined however, they make reference to the fact you went and had the best time (usually night) of your life.
Dude1: "Hey how was your party at college?"
Dude2: "It was great mate, I gave them Christmas and New Year's!"
Dude2: "It was great mate, I gave them Christmas and New Year's!"
by cypressjim February 4, 2010
Get the Christmas and New Year'smug.