Bring the bank home

when you earn a large sum of money.
original origin unknown.

Gad: Dude, I just sold my Nintendo DS and all of my games for $200!
Dag: Wow, you sure know how to bring the bank home!
(Alternative) Wow, you sure brought the bank home!

by Reeko Smallum June 19, 2009

Dirty Home Boy

The act of brushing your teeth while you defecate.

Today I woke up late for school so I had to preform a dirty home boy to save time.

by DaLaBomBA January 12, 2011

Go Home Life

When life doesn't make any sense..Sometimes saying "Go home life.. You're drunk." Makes everything better.

Dude.. My orange juice keeps spilling. This is making me so mad... Ugh. Go HOME life.. You're drunk.

Sometimes life irritates me and makes me want to smack it in the face and tell it to go home.

by TBAM March 18, 2013

home button ghost

n. A ghost that lives in every iPhone. The ghost is haunting you when you click the iPhone home button once and it clicks twice instead, opening the multitasking bar

(shows friend multitasking bar) Dude, look, there's a home button ghost in this thing!

by joedizzle March 11, 2015

home-run-nap

after planning "the perfect evening" you two get together and try to dance your choreographed strange romance. halfway through, one of you falls asleep on the others chest. a deep, soft, peaceful slumber. not out of fatigue or rudeness or boredom but because you realise you have completed a long journey. you have come home.

"we were about to heat up, get those drinks, go dancing when Lyric fell asleep on my chest. out of the blue. home-run-nap."

by Krkič November 10, 2019

grease and go home

To perform non intimate or emotional intercourses on someone you have no feelings for and leaving right after, simply doing it for pleasure.

After stenio got done greasing the snow bunny she asked him when they would link again, he then told her “it’s grease and go home “ and proceeded to leave while chanting “yesssiiirrr”

by StenioTheRetard November 12, 2019

Home Toilet Advantage

The Home Toilet Advantage (HTA), not to be confused with the Home Field Advantage (HFA) is when you have an advantage of added comfort when pooping at home, rather than anywhere else.

Man, I gotta shit.... need to get home for the Home Toilet Advantage.

by MissIvyEllen December 18, 2019