February 11

The worst day of the year! It's when you get slapped in the face if you're not wearing the color blue or turquoise. If you're not wearing those colors, then people can also snatch your lunch any time they want!

Jake: "What's today?"
Mason: "February 11"
Jake: "Shit, really?! It's the worst day of the year!"

by Waffletale November 12, 2019

January 11

January 11 is known as National Straight Day, no matter what is your sexuality you have to be straight that day. If you are born on that day you will never be gay and always straight. Born on any other day on January besides the 11th, the 4th, the 9th, and the 15th you are gay.

That guy has to be born on January 11!

by NoHomoMan October 18, 2019

fahrenheit 9/11

A slanderous work of fiction.

A radical leftwing propaganda film that tries to get Americans to drink the Kerry Kool-aid.

Kerry supports terrorists.

by Vietnam vet September 22, 2004

September 11

The day we mourn the massive losses from 9/11, and want to kill every Islamic assbag in the world. It should be especially interesting in Gainsville, Florida... This year is the 10th anniversary, and on Sept. 11, there is a huge football game in Gainsville. I'm not hoping for anything, but think about what could happen. To double the threat, a pastor in the same area is holding, 'Burn a Koran Day'. This guy doesn't think right, HE INVITED TERRORISTS TO COME! WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE DO THAT?! He's not a true pastor, he just spews bullshit all over Islam. I don't blame him, but it makes him look bad, especially given the fact people look up to him. I'm not kidding, this guy is fucking crazy.

On September 11, I think I'll buy an American Flag to put, (respectfully of course) on my wall instead of making the people who can kill us angry.

by A7X forever September 8, 2010

November 11

A day in which people perform crazy/daring actions for self pleasure

Xander -Tommorow is November 11 , want to go shoplifting

Rheanna -Sure

by Xander 11 October 18, 2019

9/11

The day in 2001 that a major tourist attraction in New York City suddenly became a major terrorist attraction, which later became a major tourist attraction. Washington, DC, was also affected by this phenomenon, but to a lesser extent.

Look at all the hucksters at the 9/11 Museum. Disgraceful.

by Nudnikdude October 22, 2015

9/11

When you think you're done for the night after 1 round at the bar, but come back for a second.

Tom: hey how was last night at the bar
Hank: I thought I was done with 1 round but pulled a 9/11

by IMJesus775 May 19, 2018