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wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.
Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......
by Mr B 61 March 9, 2016
mugGet the wife earsmug.

højbjerg's wife

A brum on Tottenham Twitter who is Pierre Emile Højbjerg's wife.
Oh look over there Pierre is eating KFC with his wife, højbjerg's wife!
by PJ4 March 28, 2021
mugGet the højbjerg's wifemug.

man-wife

A man-wife is a homosexual who is "wife-like" and is inferior, acting as the submissive and obedient partner in a romantic relationship with an alpha-male.

A man-wife is the cutest kind of man, follows traditional roles like (cooking and cleaning) etc.
The alpha-male is controlling, dominant, superior and masculine.

The man-wife is subservient, submissive, inferior and feminine.
by skyler johns March 12, 2024
mugGet the man-wifemug.

yeosangs real wife

faith (oneuspaved on tiktok) is yeosangs only wife!
“wow did you see that girl faith over there she is yeosangs real wife”
by oneuspaved September 12, 2021
mugGet the yeosangs real wifemug.

cunny wife

cunny love is cunny life, one day i hope for a cunny wife, as i arise in the morning i gaze upon my cunny wife yawning, with eyes like dazzling gems, and gems 10/10, all i know, all is well in life when i have myself a cunny wife.
by anonymous December 11, 2024
mugGet the cunny wifemug.

wife-aranged

When one of your friends is about to do, say, or think something and your wife tells you to stop him or that you and he are not going to be doing that.
Bob: "Hey Mike, let go to the bar on saturday and catch the games."
Mike's Wife (to Mike): "You better tell him you have plans and you are spending your time with the family."
Mike: "aaaaaaaaaaah"
Bob: "Dude, I just got wife-aranged."
by magicdd1 November 27, 2009
mugGet the wife-arangedmug.

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