Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.
Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!
by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021
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Air Kenpo

Practising Air Kenpo is a form of martial arts and movement in which the artists pretends to perform Kenpo Karate techniques. Techniques while performed on a fall-guy or uki have no contact whatsoever. The "Meaningful Dialogue" principle can not reciprocated with the defenders self defence technique. Usually this form of Kenpo Karate stems from fear of hurting the fall guy. It give the practitioner a false sense of legitimacy of the art and their ability to perform in real life situations. This is not exercising control during exchange of fall guy/practitioner, but merely "going through the motions." It is sometimes beneficial to both the fall-guy/practitioner to experience some contact of hitting and being hit.
You need to start hitting, this is not Air Kenpo
by RobbieStJean March 24, 2013
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De-appleated

Dē-aphul-āted

Adj. 1. The first slice of home made baked apple pie that is served on a plate resulting in a mess of pie filling, crust and apple chunks out of their respective wedge. Usually due in part to the temperature giving it it's soft interior. By the next slice in succession, a little more intact the wedge would be.
Oh well! The first slice is de-appleated, the next slice will be perfect.
by RobbieStJean November 02, 2017
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circumforaneous

Instead of celebrating Hallowe'en in the circumforaneous tradition, we will organize a Trunk-or-Treat
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timbitize

To give a Timbit to a friend. Timbit made popular by the Tim Horton's franchise.
Timbitize me!
by RobbieStJean November 11, 2017
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tippability

Slow down! I don't like our Jeeps tippability.
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enfecalation

a term used to describe the gradual decline in the quality, usability, or user experience of a platform, service, or product as its owners prioritize profit over the interests of its users.
Enfecalation at its finest, bought another Ford, they don't make them like they used to.
by RobbieStJean November 26, 2024
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