Virgin Media'd

#1 your internet getting capped even without a fair use policy due to actually using your connection
#2 to experience lag, disconnects and or packet loss while using the internet

Christoph: WTF is this lag?!?!?! omfg gonna kill myself
Rhino: rofl nice beak m8 have u been uploading again???
Christoph : only like 1 file ffs
Rhino: lmfao get virgin media'd

by Ardyhad February 19, 2011

Virus

Something you'll get a lot of when using Internet Explorer

John: Dude my anti-virus just detected another virus!
John: Do you get viruses often?
Bill: Nah, i got Chrome

by Aristocat January 5, 2013

virtucrat

In his book Snobbery: The American Version Epstein crafted the word "virtucrat" which he defined as "any man or woman who is certain that his or her political views are not merely correct but deeply, morally righteous in the bargain."

In his book Snobbery: The American Version Joaeph Epstein crafted the word "virtucrat" which he defined as "any man or woman who is certain that his or her political views are not merely correct but deeply, morally righteous in the bargain."18 Epstein used the word in other works such as Gossip: The Untrivial Pursuit, and the word has been picked up by other commentators on culture and society.

by Asylum Harbour June 16, 2016

Virtual Virginity

Losing your Virtual Virginity (also known as "Double 'V'" or "V V") means to masturbate and orgasm while watching the opposite gender's sexual parts through an online video call. This applies to both female and male. Only virtually online. Not in real life.

Hey Bob have you lost your virtual virginity yet? "Yeah, last night, Susan let me jack off while watching her rub herself in a skype session online and I cummed"

by The_Playmaker.... January 17, 2017

Virginia Monster Truck Tire

When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.

Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.

by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019

Virtual kiss

To kiss through a screen because you’re a thirsty bitch

Bethany: what’s Jenny doing?

Karen: oh, she’s giving chad a virtual kiss

by Ohmygodiwannadie December 31, 2019

Virginitiphobia

The fear of r*pe

Jessica: Elena has Virginitiphobia
Taylor: doesn't everyone?!?
Jessica: not r*pists

by psychoticvoid June 10, 2020