valerossi

Little asian homo with huge bunghole and tiny dick.

Originaly from HK, migrated to Canada since he heard they allow gay mariages.

Extremly gay.
It's the gayest living thing known to man.

He's always on net forums trying to lure man meat.

Check R1 Forums and you'll find this homo sucker

by jack April 18, 2005

Valezed

It's like getting owned, but much, much worse.

Jack: Did you see that picture of Seargent Shame.
Alex: Yeah, those prisoners got owned.
Jack: No, they got valezed

by Tom May 18, 2004

platonic valentine

When ur already in the friend zone and your crush wants you to remember it on valentines day

Hey you wanna be my platonic valentine

by Antrobar May 5, 2018

valeria

someone who walks around thinking shes the best with tons of guys flirting with her just becase of her butt and her boobs. not even that pretty kinda ok actually VERY annoying steals everyone from sexy people like me

valeria: oh that guy is cute
me: i know him! I have liked him for years
guy: valeria is hot

by womangirl May 19, 2013

Valentina

A sexy Chilean bitch with an affinity for emo bands, Jedi braids, and having sex on weird surfaces.

The chick I did last night totally had the Force! Must've been a Valentina.

by gerpderpen June 5, 2011

Valenfuck

Valenfuck- Much like a valentine, except the person is just for fucking. Best if used with a nice compliment, such as in the example. One day, we believe there will be Valenfuck cards, and the world will be a better place.

"Hey sexy I love your pussy, will you be my Valenfuck?"
"I wanna take you out to eat if you know what I mean, Would you be my Valenfuck?"

by Dirty Rachel. February 7, 2009

Valeriy

A valeriy is a person who can jump extremely high. comes from valeriy brumel who is regarded as one of the greatest Olympic high jumpers of all time

Did that guy just jump over that fence? hes definitely a valeriy

by Jet50 April 29, 2011