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Valenfuck- Much like a valentine, except the person is just for fucking. Best if used with a nice compliment, such as in the example. One day, we believe there will be Valenfuck cards, and the world will be a better place.
"Hey sexy I love your pussy, will you be my Valenfuck?"
"I wanna take you out to eat if you know what I mean, Would you be my Valenfuck?"
by Dirty Rachel. February 07, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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