Two Dudes One Toilet

When two piss drunk best friends need to puke, but there's only one toilet, and so little time.

"Dude, me and Tommy got so fucked up last night, that we did the old two dudes one toilet!"

Don't get drunk enough to have to do "Two Dudes One Toilet" with your best friend.

by Drunken Bastard June 21, 2021

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Tommy Two Shits

If you've had one shit, they've had two.

yeah you know "so'n'so" from down the road, they're a right tommy two shits

by MrSnufflesTB November 29, 2021

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Two-Faced Birch

A lovely person, this saying stems from Lewes, England.

Dom: what do you think of her?
Paul: Shes a two-faced birch!

by tommybrookes December 1, 2021

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Tassie Two

Tasmanian slang, often said by cannabis-smokers from Northwest Tasmania. Refers to having two cones (US: bowls) in a row, generally before passing the bong to the next person.

"Time for a Tassie Two."

by InDedede January 9, 2022

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Two Trucks

Having sex

A: "two trucks"
B: "having sex"

by Willix_xml February 6, 2022

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An undesirable situation for diners, because the pandemic has decimated so many lives worldwide that the authorities would allow foodcourts and restaurants to operate only if they limit to no more than one person per table at any time of the day.

Jeff was fined $3,000 the second time for breaking the “Two’s a crowd” rule twice, this time round for being caught at a fast-food outlet with an ex-colleague whom he’d not met for over a decade.

by Fasters March 6, 2022

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Two bagger

A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I did a two miler today”, it’s I did a “two bagger”.
Running is not fun. It is work. And it’s what we do. We put miles in the bag each day, each week. So when you hit a 2 miler, you’re getting a two-bagger. Constantly putting more miles in your bag. Get it done.

Side note: walking can count too. If you and a friend meet up for a 2 mile walk, you got a two-bagger in. 3 miles = 3 bagger.

If you’re bold enough to get 5 miles, that’s a a 5 bagger.

Dave: Hey bro, you wanna grab a quick two bagger after work?
Cheese: Yeah man, I’ll meet you at MLK at 5:02 and let’s do work.
Dave: Word. I wanna get a sweat in before I head home to the boo.

by Dubya The Runner March 12, 2022

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