Twartle

A short fat man. Dwarf + Turtle = Twartle.

Here comes the office twartle again, with his ridiculously filthy coffee mug and bad jokes.

by Krackin March 8, 2013

Twarma

Twarma is karma generated from the twitter-verse. Twarma, (copyright, James Brown, 2013) is the fate unleashed when your idiot tweets trigger bad karma to come and bite you in the ass. Its use for kind acts resulting in positive tweets also results in good Twarma.

A New York City EMT's life was ruined by the bad twarma his hateful Nazi tweets generated.

by Rockdodge March 24, 2013

Twat stamp

A tattoo across a woman's pelvic bone, above the vagina or twat.
Like a tramp stamp, but in the front, above the vagina instead of the butt.

Person A: "You know that girl over there? when she has a bikini on, you can TOTALLY see her twat stamp!"
Person B: "Don't you mean tramp stamp ?"
Person A: "No, she has one in the front, too!"

by TheGaugeQueen April 23, 2014

Twat Shovel

A shovel you use to get the sand out of your vagina

Quick, get her a twat shovel, she's complaining about the BJ she gave me last weekend

by Doctor Skinnfloot January 13, 2015

twat swatter

A woman who's vagina lips are hanging so much they swat anything that comes it's way.

Look at that twat swatter, my bro said her pussy is so torn up that her pussy lips slapped the hell out his dick!

by smarties37 May 12, 2014

Twaked

Twerking naked

I had a wonderful time last night with my naked wife as she twaked for an hour straight

by Ah350z66 September 26, 2014

twat goblin

Child

Aww, what an ugly little twat goblin.

by twatgoblin April 5, 2015