U-TURN

When a man sticks his penis into someone’s nostril and ejaculate causing the semen to shoot out the other nostril.

“Hey Jim, did you give Kyle a U-TURN last night”

by TickleMeElmo3569 August 05, 2020

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U-Turn

When one is about to finish and the male or female then turns the guys dick on him, causing him to finish on himself.

Robert: Wtf why did you just U-turn me?!?!
Julia: I thought thats what you wanted me to do sorry.

by WhiteClawWizard February 27, 2020

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U-Turn

When a man (someone else can do it for you too) shoves your own dick up your ass hole.

Oh hey Jackson, do you wanna help me with this U-Turn?

I'm exploring my sexuality, so I'm going to U-Turn myself.

by rgmetro March 30, 2017

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U-turn

A dude with a messed up ahh peter whacker that curves too much

Girl: How much it curve
Boy: This a whole u-turn shawty

by My man My man My man September 21, 2023

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Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.

Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!

by RicardoSilva7631 January 06, 2018

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