Midnight Meat Train

1.) An extremely badass movie.

2.) A word meaning a black man's penis

"Have you seen Midnight Meat Train?"
"No I don't like black cock."
"What the fuck, no the movie dipshit"
"Oh oh oh oh, yeah totally I love that movie."

by TimKretschmer July 29, 2009

Trained Noob

Trained Noob is a name given to a noob which has been trained thus making him/her better. A noob can not pass the stage of trained noob if he is beeing trained. Ask a great man once said "You can train a noob but he'll just be a trained noob."

Man your a trained noob

by Luke Carroll April 25, 2005

train wreck

A way to describe how one can't look away from something that is appalling or disgusting, due to it's bizarre or unusual nature.

My God... Did you see the video of that fat lady on a treadmill? What a train wreck. I couldn't look away.

by Duffman1 May 16, 2007

daisy train

see daisy chain except it applies to anal sex

come aboard the daisy train!

by hot karl August 11, 2003

Training Wheels

A couple who accompanies a new couple on a date to ensure that things move smoothly.

Bobby was worried about his date Clarissa, so he asked Tammy and George to be his training wheels.

by Hot Aub July 5, 2008

Training

1. The act of performing a non-routine sex act on a partner to demonstrate that it will be expected or required later in the relationship. This term is frequently used in conjunction with specific societal roles or fetishistic kinks.

2. Gradually introducing a sexual act or sexual object to prepare the recipient for a new routine.

1. My wife failed her slut-training when she wouldn't let me cum in her face, so I'm wife-training this new slut by cumming in her pussy.

2. Start with a gag when you're slave-training her so she learns to keep quiet as you insert this anal-training toy.

by EarlyEarmy October 23, 2020

Cow Train

A gay sex position where 3 or more persons get in a line and have anal sex. Usually hurts your penis.

Steve: Hey bill, richie and craig. Do you all wanna come over for some Cow Train?

Friends: SURE!

by Lessercountryfolk February 19, 2007