there be dragons

Computer geek language for there is a virus here.

There be dragons in this system.

by James Wyman November 1, 2006

There will be blood

A phrase use to indicate you will banging a female virgin tonight. Alternatively, although rarely, it can be used by a female virgin who intends on loosing her virginity tonight.

GuyA: Hey, where you going?
GuyB: ...there will be blood

by KillTheWhales August 10, 2009

then there was you

this can b used to say to sum1 wen they have bin embarssed or wen they say sumthin that noone eles found funny can make then feel even worse

a:yer well i was tlkin to thins guy yday and then he fell ova(starts laughin his head of)
B:everyone eles is silent and dnt see the funny side of it
c:humm then there was u!

by amey March 27, 2005

I'm almost there

I'm almost there is what a guy tells his jack-off squire when he almost reaches the point of no return while being jacked off.

Matt always says "I'm almost there" when he's about to blow his load when I'm jacking him off!

by USAF Cadet July 30, 2021

hows the weather up there

A shitty question that someone who is enjoying much warmer weather asks a person who is still enduring the frigid temperatures of winter in March and April.

As she lounged on a beach in Cozumel sipping a Margarita during April Spring Break, Sherry called her sister in Maine and asked "hows the weather up there ?".

by hfdmama March 23, 2017

Barely there Biden

Another funny and accurate name for Joe Biden, due to the fact that every time you see him and hear him he seems 'barely there' mentally and has no idea what he is saying, doing, who he is talking to or much less where he is.

Barely there Biden: My friend, my long friend, my long friend time friend she's my friend she's been my friend, I got hairy legs, that turn, that turn, that that that that that that that that that turn, that uh turn uh uh uh that turn um uh blonde, in the in in in in the the sun, you know, look, I was talking to president...you know, the guy, my boss, RapRock America, I mean, you know, come on man!

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is

When a Mediteranean with a strong flashy accent takes a girl, or perhaps a guy, and suddenly, oops there it is, his penis.

Also used in Anger Management as an "I am a lady! Oops, no I'm not."

Guy: Yeah man, I just got a new car and...
Girl: What are you doing?!
Onlooker: Run! The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is!

by James Frost September 12, 2005