He's here!! What a slay dad.
by SaltyCracker March 09, 2017
A phenomenon in which all dads wear there same acid wash jeans from the 80's-early 00's. No mothers wear the mom jean anymore, they only wear sweatpants, hence the dad jean. All jeans must all be must be atleast 5 years old.
Person 1 (Talking to her husband/boyfriend): Honey, you have to get some new jeans, they're looking pretty worn!
Person 2: No they're not, they look perfectly fine!
Person 1: No, they look to old now, they've turned into the dad jeans.
Person 2: No they're not, they look perfectly fine!
Person 1: No, they look to old now, they've turned into the dad jeans.
by ThroughtheLookingGlasses May 03, 2011
A middle-age man, who deems fit to wear a skirt or sarong in the heat of summer. Often has tendancies towards new-age philosophy and is prone to embarrassing his children by sitting with his legs akimbo.
by messyqueen October 03, 2010
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A big nigga or can be a average nigga who makes gay dad jokes because he hates his family. They are most likely niggas who are dads
normal nigga : see that dad nigga over there
Fat nigga : ya he looks like such a fucking nigga who is a dad. Goddammit dad niggas
Fat nigga : ya he looks like such a fucking nigga who is a dad. Goddammit dad niggas
by OnPoint_Dude_ February 19, 2019
1)Similar to a knee slapper. Basically an unfunny joke. Does not always have to be a pun. Name comes from lame dads who aren't great at coming up with very funny jokes, so when trying to look cool in front of their kids' friends.
1)uncool dad:"hey did you youngsters hear about the three legged dog?"
son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"
dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"
(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)
kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"
son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"
dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"
(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)
kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"
by dhawk123 March 08, 2009