by b4stard May 30, 2007
The act of packing raw snap peas, red peppers carrots and broccoli heads into a Chinese midgets asshole followed by scalding teriyaki sauce. The midget proceeds to simmer the ass suey in a boiling hot tub, ass up. Once simmered the Chinese midget garnishes with hot sauce that burns the asshole. Hot sauce so flaming the midgets pubes begin set fire around the rim of the asshole, illustrating the flames of a suey eruption. The midget begins to swallow an instantaneous laxative. She then proceeds to defecate to the chopped ass suey to the rim of her asshole as her partner uses chop sticks to dine on the Chinese delight.
After having that Chinese guy perform that Chink Chop Suey on me, I'm never going to screw another black guy again.
by Ginger Tits October 18, 2013
(verbal phrase) 1. when someone (or something) is drunk, fucked, or otherwise "gone" 2. A rap group of the same name.
I got banned from the skating rink. My membership was chopped 2 gone.
Did you see Alyson at the bar last night? She was chopped 2 gone.
Did you see Alyson at the bar last night? She was chopped 2 gone.
by StrugglestheClown July 21, 2019
Growing out your side burns, pork chops, an mustache to create one combined slice of heaven. Must have a carved out foo man an neck beard to be official. Don't be surprised when you rock this work of art to get multiple explicit requests from random women.
Two chops and a tank
by Twochopsandatank November 25, 2012
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