Chink Chop Suey

The act of packing raw snap peas, red peppers carrots and broccoli heads into a Chinese midgets asshole followed by scalding teriyaki sauce. The midget proceeds to simmer the ass suey in a boiling hot tub, ass up. Once simmered the Chinese midget garnishes with hot sauce that burns the asshole. Hot sauce so flaming the midgets pubes begin set fire around the rim of the asshole, illustrating the flames of a suey eruption. The midget begins to swallow an instantaneous laxative. She then proceeds to defecate to the chopped ass suey to the rim of her asshole as her partner uses chop sticks to dine on the Chinese delight.

After having that Chinese guy perform that Chink Chop Suey on me, I'm never going to screw another black guy again.

by Ginger Tits October 17, 2013

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Get the Chink Chop Sueymug.

chop some wets

To drink some beers, with a karate-chop-esque action.

let's go down the pub and chop some wets!

by b4stard June 18, 2007

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Get the chop some wetsmug.

Chopped 2 gone

(verbal phrase) 1. when someone (or something) is drunk, fucked, or otherwise "gone" 2. A rap group of the same name.

I got banned from the skating rink. My membership was chopped 2 gone.

Did you see Alyson at the bar last night? She was chopped 2 gone.

by StrugglestheClown July 20, 2019

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Get the Chopped 2 gonemug.

Two chops and a tank

Growing out your side burns, pork chops, an mustache to create one combined slice of heaven. Must have a carved out foo man an neck beard to be official. Don't be surprised when you rock this work of art to get multiple explicit requests from random women.

Two chops and a tank

by Twochopsandatank November 28, 2012

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