that's not a knife

paul hogan said it in crocodile dundee. than an australian dude said it in the simpsons. australia.

that's not a knife... THIS is a knife

by crap November 19, 2004

that's funny

Saying this with a straight face is a polite way of letting you know...its NOT funny.

This occurs after sharing something seemingly funny as the listener responds with a straight face and no vocal inflection.

A:
Next thing I know, the guy vomited all over the train, lucky none got on me, but the best part was his shirt...
It read: "In my life, every day is a disaster..."

B:

That's funny (straight face).

by T. Polkinghorne February 11, 2010

That's what she said

Four simple words that can be used as a reply to a sexually suggestive comment. Known to make people laugh their asses off.

Example A: In the classroom, talking about a test.

Student A "Wow, that's really hard!"
Student B "That's what she said!"

Example B: Talking about a fragile object

Man A "Pull it out slowly."
Man B "That's what she said!"

Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key

Clerk "Put it in, then take it out fast."
Man "That's what she said!"

by Andre "Shinigami" G. October 15, 2008

Thatsnotfair

singular word response from a teanager that thinks that fair is defined by having everything go their way.

Michael Wigglez said " why can't I have the rest of the pop why doI have to share with Shawn..THATSNOTFAIR!

by DaddyOToontown December 1, 2010

that's the good deal

When a situation goes according to plan

Person 1: I took off work today to play Halo
Person 2: That's the good deal.

by Rawb Dawgy October 19, 2009

that's what she didn't say

A phrase that signifies that a person's prior remark could have been interpreted sexually while also insulting the (presumably male) speaker. Means that no woman would ever say such a thing about that person because it would be blatantly untrue. If the target of the comment is female, the related saying that's what he didn't say should be used.

Tim: "Hey man, check out big-ass bag of weed I scored from Sampson. Let's blaze this shit up."
Dave: "Wow, I've never seen one that big!"
Tim: "That's what she didn't say!"
Dave: "Ah, you got me there. I guess everyone knows I have a 3-inch penis."
Tim: "Well, I was just joking, but they do now!"

by Nicholas D December 18, 2012

That's what good pussy sounds like

What a dude on vine dais to his mom while she was cooking some food in a pan.

That vine with that dude saying 'That's what good pussy sounds like' made me laugh my ass off.

by ithinkmotolikesu January 23, 2021