A campaign minion who is selected to make a public inflammatory and controversial charge against the other candidate and then "resign" or be "forced out" after the cat is already out of the bag.
Geraldine Ferraro played suicide surrogate this week after characterizing Barack Obama as an affirmative action candidate.
by doodahman March 13, 2008
When someone is murdered and their death is forged to look like it was suicide.
Common practice in the Clinton family.
Common practice in the Clinton family.
by oohhboy October 29, 2020
a bloodthirsty beast that stalks the public multiplayer lobbies of barotrauma for fresh victims, usually with the intent to massacre the entire submarine crew and himself in a multitude of ways
> join random server
> killing crawlers and cashing cheques all good
> player named "murder suicide marvin" joins the game
> "welcome aboard matey"
> do some more missions, become friends with my crew
> suddenly alarms start blaring
> lights go out
> crew runs to the reactor room to see it ablaze with one man standing in front of it
> "i am murder suicide marvin and this is a murder suicide"
> blinding flash
> submarine turns into a fireball, crew turns into red paste
> killing crawlers and cashing cheques all good
> player named "murder suicide marvin" joins the game
> "welcome aboard matey"
> do some more missions, become friends with my crew
> suddenly alarms start blaring
> lights go out
> crew runs to the reactor room to see it ablaze with one man standing in front of it
> "i am murder suicide marvin and this is a murder suicide"
> blinding flash
> submarine turns into a fireball, crew turns into red paste
by yeah ok fan January 09, 2023
Someone that is so fixated on their phone playing Pokemon GO that they are more likely to walk straight into in intersection without looking and get decked by a bus than to catch a rare pokemon. Some people consider this an evolutionary step to weed out the stupid people of the world.
by Jonno2hill July 19, 2016
by Japanese Suicide Forest April 27, 2018
An act common to politicians with sociopathic, narcissistic and self-deceptive personality features fueled by a profoundly self-aggrandizing perspective that distorts even the prospect of failure into a necessary superlative; resulting in highly self-destructive behavior as required to validate equally delusional thinking.
Press: 'Did you ever think that the only people saving you from impeachment would be your own staff--for FAILING to follow your orders?'
POTUS: 'Listen. Nobody knows more about failing than I do, believe me. I'm the best at failing, just ask anyone; I'm the greatest at failing that's ever lived and I'm going to prove it...'
History: Does he ever actually listen to the crazy shit that comes out of his hole? Isn't it the objective to make decisions and policy using unbiased, verifiable evidence and in accordance with established governmental procedures within the Constitutional framework? Only the influence of political-suicide psychology could be responsible for such a distorted perspective of reality...we need to do better.
POTUS: 'Listen. Nobody knows more about failing than I do, believe me. I'm the best at failing, just ask anyone; I'm the greatest at failing that's ever lived and I'm going to prove it...'
History: Does he ever actually listen to the crazy shit that comes out of his hole? Isn't it the objective to make decisions and policy using unbiased, verifiable evidence and in accordance with established governmental procedures within the Constitutional framework? Only the influence of political-suicide psychology could be responsible for such a distorted perspective of reality...we need to do better.
by YAWA April 21, 2019
by i dont feel safe February 12, 2019