slay dad

Slaying is being so good looking it kills the lookers.

He's here!! What a slay dad.

by SaltyCracker March 8, 2017

Side Dad

The patriarch of your side piece's family.

Pedro has been hanging out with his Side Dad more often than his own father. Last week he took the whole side family to the zoo and bought them all orange sherbet push ups.

by mooseshadows August 9, 2016

black dad

Something that isn't there.

I'm not religious so Jesus is like a black dad to me.

by DASsimna January 19, 2017

dad swag

Middle age father who has trendy glasses, Eddie Bauer vest, styling hair and smells good

This older guy is so cute, he has dad swag.

by Dad swag January 20, 2017

Black dads

When I was 7 my dad said he was going to get milk and that he would be back soon....im 16 now

Yeah I know your dad said he was just going to get milk but that’s just how black dads are

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Dad joke

Dad jokes are cheesy jokes that are stereotypically jokes parents say.

Child: Hey Dad, I'm hungry!

Father: Hi hungry, I'm Dad.

Child: That's the worst and most overused dad joke.

by Pastell Pastrii May 7, 2021

Dad Pun

1)Similar to a knee slapper. Basically an unfunny joke. Does not always have to be a pun. Name comes from lame dads who aren't great at coming up with very funny jokes, so when trying to look cool in front of their kids' friends.

1)uncool dad:"hey did you youngsters hear about the three legged dog?"

son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"

dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"

(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)

kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"

by dhawk123 March 8, 2009