This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.
I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?
I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.
I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.
by ozzyp January 25, 2017
Get the I'm either about to toot or shoot mug.Discussions centered around useless shit, especially when the agenda is to do nothing, or keep yourself from doing something you should be doing.
shortened: "Shoot it."
shortened: "Shoot it."
"What are you guys up to?" "Shooting the shit."
"Hey are you interested in a little shit shooting?"
"Let's shoot it."
"Hey are you interested in a little shit shooting?"
"Let's shoot it."
by Dylan Sauer April 7, 2005
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A euphanism for masturbation.
Man, Marie said she had a headache and left my place really early last night. I had to go shoot the moose to take the pressure off.
by Stella October 17, 2004
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Get the Scoots mug.Lindsay: There was a hands up don't shoot rally over in Mt Vernon last night
Keith: Yeah, I saw. A bunch of hipsters and gangbangers finally found some common ground
Lindsay: There was a shooting. One of the protestors shot another.
Keith: Does that mean there's going to be another rally tomorrow?
Lindsay: No, the guy who got shot was white
Keith: Yeah, I saw. A bunch of hipsters and gangbangers finally found some common ground
Lindsay: There was a shooting. One of the protestors shot another.
Keith: Does that mean there's going to be another rally tomorrow?
Lindsay: No, the guy who got shot was white
by FriendOrFlake November 26, 2014
Get the hands up don't shoot mug.To be really calm and not at all wild while playing with friends. Usually involves extremely non-violent forms of contact. The opposite of "Rough housing".
Frank and Ake were smooth housing the other day which was in stark contrast to their normally aggressive interaction.
by FaberFonk February 26, 2009
Get the Smooth Housing mug.Advanced sexual maneuver which involves a male inserting fruit into a woman's lady parts, and then mashing them up with his penis until the fruit is the texture of a smoothie.
I needed protein because I had just worked out and I was horny so I gave my girlfriend a fruit smoothie, thereby killing 2 birds with 1 stone.
by Just call me Job September 27, 2010
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