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National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day 

February 14th is National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day
There’s Julian! He’s short and Hispanic. And it’s also February 14th; it’s National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day ! Let’s go slap him!

(STR) Short Term Relationship 

Definition/ Short term relationship (STR):

In the event that two people seemingly are attracted to each other but one person may be moving. A (STR) allows two individuals to spend as much time as possible exploring each other's hearts, souls, and minds up until said departure date. They shall live each day up until that point with no regret of fear of the future nor the past, allowing both people to truly enjoy the current point in time. Aka (the moment).

Upon departure they will remain friends and always remeber the good memories made during the (STR) in hopes they will meet again one day..
Cody met a amazing girl named Cori while dancing. Unfortunetly he is moving 2500 miles away in 4 weeks, he still really likes Cori so he asks her if she's interested in a (STR) short term relationship..

She has yet to accept the terms but there is hope.

Either way he thinks she is amazing and has so much potential.

National kill your short friend day 

today kill any one of ur friends that’s under 5’3
A: look it’s B!
C: so?
A: *kills B*
C: why would u do that wtf
A: no it’s ok it’s National kill your short friend day

Too Short 

A Great rapper who created the song,Fuck My Car!
Now wetha on the strip or in the bar,
If ya put your mind to it ya might get far
n need to be aplaya or a supa star
she ain't tripin on you she'dratha fuck ya car!!!
Too Short by gizzie April 1, 2003

two fries short of a happy meal 

A little slow on the uptake. One who is almost smart but yet, not quite.
Crazy or stupid.
One who takes a great nation and deep sixes it into oblivion.
The current president George W. is two fries short of a happy meal! Seriously!!

Grossman Short Path Distillation 

An apparatus used in the chemistry lab to distill small quatities of distillate. Identical to a short path distillation with the addition of latex tubing (carrying cold water) wraped around the bend in the vacuum adapter to aid in condensation of the vapors. Used in lieu of a simple distillation where distillate would be lost on the surface of the condenser. Also used due to convenience and ease of set-up. Can be called GSPD or GSP Distillation for short.
Should I use a simple distillation?

No, the Grossman Short Path Distillation is the way to go!